- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.