Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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for keeps?

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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