- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Come on children, don't dawdle.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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