- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

squash squash who squash my ass

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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