A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Apple juice.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Penis.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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