Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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