Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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a seal walks into a club.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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watch a i d s left

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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