- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Logan's gay

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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