- Anti Joke

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Logan's gay

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

no really what are ur names?

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.