why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What's clear and wet? water

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

President Donald Trump

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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