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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's clear and wet? water

President Donald Trump

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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