whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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