- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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