What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

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