- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A black man has a job.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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