- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

TRICERATOPS!

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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