- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

snowglobe

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

How did the black person die? Of old age

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

j.p. is dumb

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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