Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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woman's lacrosse

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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NAACP

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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