Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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bacon

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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