- Anti Joke

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day