why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Terry has ebola

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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