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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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