- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?