- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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