There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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