roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Well, there's one way...

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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