What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Obama

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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