- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Your mums a potato

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