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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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