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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Ron Paul for President!

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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