I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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