- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Women Sports.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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