Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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to get to the other side.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Asians.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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black people

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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69

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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