- Anti Joke

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

roses are black violets are black im blind

I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

tims sty:)

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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