i am writing this because i felt like it.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Im black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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