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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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A fish swims up your penis...

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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