What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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