- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Cool Brian

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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