Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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I was once a hamster.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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A women's opinion.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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