- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Penis.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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