Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Women's Rights

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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give me a thumbs up

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Cancer.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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