- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Knock, knock. Door opened.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

there was once a jew

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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