the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Moooo

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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I have aids

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Anti Joke

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