david weres the slug gone

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Anti Joke

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