A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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