- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What is white and black and red all over.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Your mom is not fat!

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Yo mama is so fat she died

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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