- Anti Joke

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Woman rights.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.