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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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