Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

The Morman Religion.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A man walked into a bar owch

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Bean.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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