- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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